Oh the Humanity!

I feel so dirty, succumbing to peer pressure. What am I, 13 years old? I've been trying to not have a banal blog, like so many others, and only post when something intriguing occurs in my mind. But, apparently, that doesn't happen too often. So now here I am again posting to please my fan base.

As such, I hereby pledge to do the following: (in no particular order)

• Not be so contrived in my postings. From this point forward I'll use my humor and wit only for good, not for self-indulgence or for the senseless bashing of loyal reader(s).

• Post more often. Once a week to start, perhaps more if necessary. This should be acceptable as my prior posting schedule was on the timeline of "Whenever I damn well feel like it".

• Tell heartwarming anecdotes from my childhood. Who doesn't love a good tale of abuse and neglect, especially when it can be dredged up by friends at inopportune times?

• Attach useful links and cute photos of animals in clothes. What blog would be complete without that homespun, American feel of apple pie recipes and snapshots of Rover wearing a burkha?

• Be more sensitive. It goes without saying that I should have more respect for the idiots and morons that I deal with on a daily basis. Though they may be the dregs of society, and have no redeeming qualities whatsoever, they still serve a useful purpose to someone...somewhere

So for now I bid you adieu, but only for the next 6 days, 23 hours and let's say 27 minutes.

Oh and before I forget, enjoy the following:
Apple pie recipe